Surely it's because you're being grammatically correct, isn't it?
"When in doubt, spell it out"
(gronkpanhttp://bit.ly/8ANAej, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:46,
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Might be
Or maybe I'm just odd
(Styxxhates when people talk in the third person, Fri 25 Mar 2005, 4:47,
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