im slightly bored

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:06, archived)

Don't burn the cunt
the smell of burning pubic hairs is vile
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:07, archived)

And you know this because...
fabulous eyes on the picture by the way
( Mousing, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:07, archived)

ah well
it started one day when I went for an exhibition in the early 1890's, all I had was a candle attached to my helmet and on the way in she sneezed.
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:09, archived)

when i go down, i go down in flames
no?
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:16, archived)

well, it made me chuckle

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:08, archived)

Well come on
explain yourself
( Brown cow, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:09, archived)

*gropes wildly at your crotch*

( Comma, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:11, archived)

Grope away
It's 100% pure flannel
( Brown cow, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:12, archived)

shan't

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:14, archived)

Why the fuck not?
Ms. Ship is all mine!
( Brown cow, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:15, archived)

oh right, it's crossing threads now is it?
ooh, unhand her, you fiend.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:17, archived)

No I shall not!
As she is all mine
( Brown cow, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:19, archived)

Drat and double drat! Against such a cunning strategy, I must concede defeat!

However, you have not seen the last of me, sir!
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:29, archived)

MONACLE!
MONACLE! MONACLE!
(sorry, i love monacles)
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:38, archived)

FIRE.

( Comma, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:09, archived)

fire on the mountain



/gd
(schnurricane, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:09, archived)

Murder on the dancefloor,
But you'd better not kill the groove.
( Comma, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:10, archived)

strangers stopping strangers
just to shake their hand
everybody's playing
in the heart of gold band
(schnurricane, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:14, archived)

*hums along to
The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown*
( Grrrmachine : Iwona Tczopja Bolokzoff, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:11, archived)

that'll teach the fucker
to wear 100% polyester
( Grrrmachine : Iwona Tczopja Bolokzoff, Sun 27 Mar 2005, 23:09, archived)