Going for Gold'en shower'

(impundulu, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 2:53, archived)

who is that?
why would I want to see a man peeing?
(kaibosh, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 2:54, archived)

the great Henry Kelly
Show from the 90s featuring choice contestants seemingly selected from the cream of the continent's intelligentsia, how could it possibly fail? ... it was shite
(impundulu, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 2:55, archived)

i remember the 90s
we had better snow back then.
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 2:58, archived)

Yeah, you'd hardly ever find that some cunt had cut it with baking powder.

( leningrad, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 2:59, archived)

snow these days are all full of bugs and rocks. bleuh!
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:00, archived)

The 90's was awful
The 00's aren't looking much better. Ain't we all supposed to be living with the Clangers on the moon by now?
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:01, archived)

that's a point
where the fuck is my personal jet pack?
( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:02, archived)

space 1999
and the moon is still here .. it has not been blow out of orbit by a nuclear explosion
(impundulu, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)

skynet never tookover the world either
this century sucks
( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:04, archived)

Saw the video to GnR's You Could Be Mine earlier
It had clip's from T2, right? You see Senater Arnie pull a shotgun from a box of rose's. Thought twas pretty clever

/edit: Watched Lion King larst nite, saw the word sex written three times in the sky
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)

Car's are supposed to fly, like in Back to the Future
Giant ants as evil benevolent overlords etc etc
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:04, archived)

yeah!
james bond had one in the fucking '60's!
where's mine!?

and why isn't everything chrome?
and why don't we all wear matching silver spacesuits?
fuck, this is turning out to be a crap decade!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:05, archived)

Hey
you know magic science, can't you build one?
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:06, archived)

i've tried
but just end up burning my heels
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:07, archived)

You should use monkeys

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)

they can send a remote control robot to Mars...


...but my shoelaces still don't stay tied up!
( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)

You could get those curly elastic laces
They come in a varity of exciting neon colours!
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)

*goes and gets the 'spanging' frying pan*
you asked for it..
( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:13, archived)

*accepts fate*
*assumes position*
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:15, archived)

( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:16, archived)

*flies into horizen*

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:17, archived)

hahaha
very nice

/wears velcro shoes*

*may not be true
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:13, archived)

sometime I might do an updated version
I got the trailer for my Big Trak now :)
( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:15, archived)

oooh, a trailer!?
hahaha
that's pretty sweet
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:17, archived)

You bastard!
I want my Micronauts back.
(Somerreign, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:35, archived)

Issat yours?
I have a Starbird.
On my bedroom wall.
Still works: Ru-u-u-u-u-u--ro-o-o-o-o-o-o, beow-beow-beow-beow!

I may not be the world's biggest geek, but I'm proud to be one.
(Somerreign, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:34, archived)

we're all banned from the moon, they fear we'll put the soup dragon in the petting zoo...
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)

but he's free to do what he wants
any old time...
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:15, archived)

FUCK 00'S
FUCK THEM UP THEIR GAY ZERO ASSHOLES.
the 90's were so much fucking better.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:16, archived)

i reckon we should have gone back down the way
and this should 1805. and i'd wear a top hat and smoke a very long pipe...
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:18, archived)

AND WE COULD ALL HAVE MONACLES!
/loves teh monacles
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:21, archived)

multiple monacles?
*creams self
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:21, archived)

3 for all!
one for each eye and one just in case... or something
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:25, archived)

Jap's eye monacles
for all!
( NobbyNobody is going to heck 'cause he doesn't believe in gosh, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:29, archived)

hahahaha.
fuckin totally.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:31, archived)

Yeah, I could deal with that,
I'd go for the Daneil-Day-Lewis-in-Gangs-Of-New-York look
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:22, archived)

agreed, for the most part.

( Shiksa asshole with an Uzi, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:25, archived)

yay.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:32, archived)

( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)

going for gold ...
"And now on to the first round proper."

"You're playing catch-up"
(impundulu, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:11, archived)

NSFW?
Please link it, at least.
( thejessefactor, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)

there
are people working now?
( Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:34, archived)