These guys need a kicking too...


/slightly embarassed to post this, but there ya go. Did the work. Suffer the shame.

( collapsibletank is out, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:13, archived)

I always did think
the way he flew around on that spoon was a bit iffy
(jms - as seen in the b3ta newsletter, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:14, archived)

there on tv
right now!!
( Rev. Jesse. not impressed with Heroes vol 3 so far, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:15, archived)

what the hell is it?!

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:16, archived)

big cook little cook
little kids cooking programme on cbbc
(jms - as seen in the b3ta newsletter, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:18, archived)

oh don`t tell me
"little" cook is a really badly chromakeyed little bloke who helps "big" cook....
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:19, archived)

Its funny you should say that...

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:21, archived)

I`m glad I`m not a kid these days... watching that shite

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:23, archived)

at least it is teaching my daughter to cook
in case her mum has to go in hospital or something
( mongychops, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:31, archived)

they really need
to get that sweary cunt from that hells thingy, that would make great viewing
( Forkit I Love Vectors, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:20, archived)

It's a cooking show for kids I think
It has a flying midget
( Brown cow, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:18, archived)

Flying midget you say?
I'll have to watch this!
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:20, archived)

I think so
Oh yeah, my Adam Hart Davis comic is coming along OK, I'm still like ly to restart it (again) though.
( Brown cow, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:21, archived)

Marvelous!

( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:26, archived)

In fact
I think I might have a flying midget involed
( Brown cow, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:34, archived)

Big cook, little cook, welcome to our cafe
big cook little cook, want you to come and play,
meeting all the friends we cook for, sharing stories,treats and fun
big cook little cook,
fun for everyone
( mongychops, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:22, archived)

There's another one
for slightly older kids, that has Dave Benson and an even worse theme tune
( Brown cow, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:24, archived)

i'm sure i will be watching it in a couple of years time

( mongychops, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:27, archived)

God I hope not
It should be taken off the air!
My cousin's 5 in september, and just as he might be growing out of shit like big little cook, my uncle and aunty are having another sprog.
( Brown cow, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:30, archived)

Jelly boats for pirates
and princess pea pies,
carrot cakes and fruit smiles,
and envolope surprise,
we love our cafe and we love to cook,
we have a fantastic recipe book.
he is big cook, and he is small friends in our cafe we cook for them all,
whem your tummy gets all rumberly,
you're ready for a treat,
you can make something delicious to eat
( mongychops, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:26, archived)

Hahaha
The CDC as well
( Brown cow, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:17, archived)

Jeepers!
what programme be that?
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:17, archived)

My son's
favourite TV show.
(asciifaceofbob is, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:19, archived)

smother him with a pillow
you know it makes sense
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:20, archived)

sure
anything for a laugh
(asciifaceofbob is, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:21, archived)

ah
ha ha ha
( Forkit I Love Vectors, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:21, archived)

COMPO
it
(dole, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:20, archived)

Oops
Ta. ALL THAT TIME (!) nearly wasted.

( collapsibletank is out, Tue 29 Mar 2005, 15:29, archived)