She appears to have a sea urchin stuck on her flange.

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:45, archived)

or a flump
I thought it was a flump
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:47, archived)

I thought Mozzer had fell down from above
and got wedged. He's renowned for such behaviour.
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:49, archived)

It's a scorch mark
from letting off a banger.
(Wario, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 12:45, archived)

that saucy minx and her flump fetish

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:51, archived)

zoom in....
yup, it's a Perkin Merkin!


( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:56, archived)

hahahahahaha
Perkin Merkins

you could be rich with that idea :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:58, archived)

could be?
It's the world's biggest selling merkin! I'm so rich it hurts! I shit in nest of new 50s and have genetically engineered 18 year ols girls to lick my arse clean.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 11:18, archived)

can I live at your house?
It sounds like fun ;¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 30 Mar 2005, 11:24, archived)

yes of course, I often take in waifs and strays.
Which of the 150 luxury rooms would you like? Each one has three attendant genteically modified 18-year-old girls, but I have a garage full of spares.
( Wasp Box will give you a dead eel for Christmas, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 11:29, archived)

I'll take the 72nd room please
is it en-suite?
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 30 Mar 2005, 11:31, archived)

yaaaay!

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Wed 30 Mar 2005, 10:59, archived)