Tomorrow's News Today

This is absolutely genuinely tomorrow's Daily Express cover. Honest.
( Irregular Shed has been a father for six years, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:27, archived)

phew
no mention of Internet paedophiles
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)

apart from "Paedo",
the first word of the headline??
( Fergburger, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:33, archived)

I see no Internet

*wobbles about*
( Reckless_Rik, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)

You're not looking close enough:

( Fergburger, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:46, archived)

Seams?
I see no seams.
( Irregular Shed has been a father for six years, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha, I like the 'Howard' caption
Woo!
( Leningrad twitter.com/takebacks, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)

Quality
I wonder what the Mail will report.
(manky dog, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)

if I hadn't just wasted my lunch hour
we might've found out...
( Irregular Shed has been a father for six years, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)

You forgot
"Atheist Baby-killers".
*kills baby*
( tomsk, Thu 31 Mar 2005, 14:33, archived)