Look!


I found a happy monkey in my belly button.

From the Zoom! Extreme Close Up challenge. See all 142 entries (closed)

( Ian Woosnam, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:46, archived)

oh some people
have all the luck
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:48, archived)

agreed
i just get the teeth in mine :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)

i know which one i'd prefer
yours makes me think of that poor chap getting his hands bitten off in "the thing", which i watched just last night
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

me too!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

you watched the thing last night?
or it reminds you of it?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

i did watch it!
it was cool and gross! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)

what a coincidence.
i'd never seen it before and was rather terrified i must say.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

Yes:
Lucky Monkey!
(Somerreign, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

haha
yes indeed. he looks so happy to be where he is. what a jolly fellow
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

for some reason that reminds me of that programme on tv last night
'life after birth'.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

hehehehe
that was good!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

yes, the bit at the end saying 'she must be 10cm dilated to allow the babys head to pass through.'
fuck that, i was wincing when the sholders came out, that looked like it hurt.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)

I've been there in person
It's the ugliest and most depressing thing I have ever seen in my life.

This record stands 17 years later.
(Somerreign, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)

i have to agree!
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)

that is just horrible!
how can something so big come out of something so small! well thats what i ask my self everytime i have sex! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)

no.. babies come out the noony, not the nob!
:p
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

surely a knob goes in first
so it has to come out!!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

after the missus gave birth
she turned to me and said "ow it stings", this wild understatement makes me chuckle whenever i think of it
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

because you imagined yourself as ex-frontman of The Police?

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

or he has a chinese friend called ting.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

it was both
the fact that she implied the baby was stings, and the fact she shouted like fuck for 3 hours screaming, then acted as if she had just got a paper cut
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

quite a high pain threshold then.
did you get the doctor to put a couple of extra stitches back in?
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)

after the first one he asurred me he'd do a nice tight job
after the next one no stiches needed
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:20, archived)

if she thinks childbirth just stings
you should be quids in for some anal action.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)

hahahhaha
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

Heh heh...
I'm gonna use that one tonight:

"Listen, love. It can't hurt THAT much. Remember childbirth?"
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:18, archived)

Woo!

( tipassoi, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)

that looks like a ladies belly button
but I wish I had a happy navel monkey nonetheless.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

Yes but do you have
a leeeesance fir zat minkey?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 8 Apr 2005, 11:07, archived)