In space, no one can hear you scream

(Coca Hogg, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)

Yay...
In other news: Radio www.b3ta.com/talk/459424
( djrich - www.renegaderadio.co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:40, archived)

TJ of a TJ:
can you eat bacon that's gone a bit 'brown' in the fridge? It's only a few days old..
(GoldenFanjita, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:41, archived)

how does it smell?

( Mousing, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:43, archived)

like bacon

(GoldenFanjita, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

good
question
( mediocre so young & so 1337, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

with its nose

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

It's got
no nose!

No, wait... Jamaica! No... Hang on...

Alaska.

My dog's got seven hundred noses.
How does it smell?
I have no idea, it must get really, really confused.
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

THIS HORSE IS A ALIEN
BEWARE!
( Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)

beware!

( drunkenoaf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)

Arf!

( Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:54, archived)

Genoa?

( Mousing, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)

What is the whole Jamaica/Alaska thing about?
I must have missed that one
( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:47, archived)

My wife's
got no nose!

Where is she going on holiday?

Alask... No, wait. It's Jamaica. I think.

Damn...


Or the greatest joke ever, as told by Armando Ianucci...

What's big and small at the same time?

A big egg.
( The Neville theroughguidetophp.com - in profile, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:48, archived)

Ha ha, that was very...random
But I think I get it now anyway, i've heard that joke.

Thanks
( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:51, archived)

jakarta??

(@man dinner dinner dinner dinner, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:55, archived)

Yes if it's only just going
But if it smells at all then no
( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

what if it smells like bacon?

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)

Bacon that is edible has no real smell
So it would smell like OFF bacon, and the answer would still be no :)
( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:47, archived)

...
what if it smelled of chicken?
(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:58, archived)

Then sell it to the highest bidder
and live off the proceeds in a nice big house somewhere, or in space, or where-ever you frickin' want because you'll be so rich you can do anything and piss off everyone with saying anything and paying them off, or trying to have sex with their partners and they'll probably let you because you'll be richer than them and they need the money. And then you can laugh.

But it would probably be okay to eat too
( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 20:11, archived)

yes

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)

hurrah
*tunes in*
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:44, archived)

woo
jacko!
(GoldenFanjita, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:42, archived)

In space, nobody can hear you belm
Woo to the pic
( Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:45, archived)

threadjack because it's quick, bandwagoningishificatory and has probably been done before

oh, where are my manners. much wooness to the pic!
(1, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:46, archived)

i'm sure that should be
what are you thinking?? on the posters! :o)

woo btw!!
( Rev. Jesse. http://b3tabookofthedead.blogspot.com/, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 19:49, archived)

Woo...
Very Nice job
( CaptainKirk, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 13:34, archived)