Space monkey phone home. Well he's allowed 1 call at least.
Times had changed since Space Monkey's first visit in the early 80s.

Gone were the days when a space monkey could innocently be friends with a child.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)

I'm sick to fuck
of these fucking monkey fuckers!
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)

I HEREBY DECREE
THAT MONKEY IS A PAEDO PHILE!
( Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)

Also
I love the subtle MONKEY IS A ALIENage
BEWARE!
( Brown cow, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)

beware indeed
how true it turned out to be
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)

pffffft!!

( Faithless, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)

hahahaha
he loves playing with kids
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)

nobody seemed to mind in the 80s
I reckon it's the child's parents trying to get money of of him
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)

I reckon the 'banana juice' and pr0n claims are true
but the rest is bollocks
( MrSanity still playing WoW more than is healthy, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:47, archived)

agreed
*chants*
Space Monkey is Innocent!
Space Monkey is Innocent!
Space Monkey is Innocent!
Space Monkey is Innocent!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:48, archived)

no just their nuts..

( prodigy69 is now an uncle :), Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:47, archived)

Woo!
Typical Daily Mail....


T/J: My mum (a labour supporter) commented earlier about how during the last election she thought Labour stood little chance of getting in, based on what she read in the paper... I had to point out that reading the Daily Mail is probably not the best way of getting an unbiased view of a particular party's chances...
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)

I heard someone make a very very offensive comment in a motorway service station yesterday
and none of the others at the table even batted an eyelid. Then I noticed that 2 of them were reading the mail, and it all made sense.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)

I think i've finally got it into her head
that there are better newspapers to be found. Of course it took the Independant bringing out a smaller tabloid sized edition before she took heed... *sigh*
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)

at least she's not reading it anymore
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)

Welllllll.
It got bought today, but only because i wanted the free Michael Caine DVD... Last i saw of the paper itself was it languishing on the floor...
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)

hahahaha
that's always the excuse! I just wanted the free CD/DVD.
;¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)

But it was 'The eagle has landed'!
Not seen it and perfect cheesy warfilm for a sunday afternoon....

Honest gov'!
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)

ok
we'll let you off with a caution this time, but if you're caught with it again we wont be as nice.
ok sunshine? now be on your way.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:07, archived)

Yes gov', thanks gov'
*tugs forelock*

*scampers*
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)

*chuckles to himself whilst shaking his head*
*walks off slowly*

*jumps and clicks heels together in the air*
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)

Another happy ending...
Goodnight boys and girls, goodnight.
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:13, archived)

I think
this is way woo!
( mediocre mummy feets!, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)

way woo?
are you watching point break?
:¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:53, archived)

erm no
I should be doing some work actually, but instead I will sleep. Yes, sleep I must.
( mediocre mummy feets!, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)

I concur
I shall sleep too.
good night
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)

night night

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)

night

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 17 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)

Woo!
Tell it like it is, Swaz!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)

I see your time travel machine car thing is working
:)

Woo Swaza!

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)

yay for time travelling
ta you two :¬)
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 18 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)

WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!WINNER!WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!WINNER!WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!WINNER!WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!
WINNER!WINNER!WINNER!
( The Figurative Pineapple stared in awe at the breast. Sadly, it was his., Tue 19 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

hahahaha :¬D
I wish, but then again, you never know
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Apr 2005, 11:57, archived)