Bernard never thought 'they' would find him...not at the Space Monkey Retirement Home.


darn those pesky monkey-hating alien robots!
(titchy the killer, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:08, archived)

DARN THEM TO HULL!!!
*kicks*
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:09, archived)

Quick!
Throw some gold dust on 'em!
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:10, archived)

or rocks
rocks are good...
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:13, archived)

Ah, but...
Rocks will just bounce off.

Gold dust clogs the vents causing their cyber-organs to overheat.

Heh. Overheated Cyber-organs.
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:16, archived)

I think you'll find
that they run away like little girls if you show 'em a banana. They hate nanas.
(titchy the killer, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)

You've got experience in this field
haven't you?
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:18, archived)

Adric deserved to die.
He was a little shitehawk.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:15, archived)

That
will teach the fucking know it all,although keeping nyssa until she dropped down to her knickers was a let down as they were really big knickers.
( Tyronne is a bad mother, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:17, archived)

Alas...
Other than that shite tv movie *, I never saw any without Tom Baker.

* I mean, c'mon. Eric Roberts as The Master? Bah.

Lead a deprived childhood.
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:25, archived)

Bittorrent is your friend :)

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:28, archived)

Adric was a Tom Baker assistant
Admittedly, it was Peter Davison who eventually got to shove the little shit to his well-deserved death, but still...

I once had to field a work call from a Matthew Waterhouse, and when I asked him he was the one from Dr Who there was a confused pause, then he said 'No.'. That may or may not be an interesting fact.

I'm going with 'not'.
( b3th icon sponsored by mongychops, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:41, archived)

Hmmm.
Don't recall 'em. I remember Sarah Jane Smith and Harry Sullivan, but no Aldric.

Perhaps I was too busy fwapping to Lela's thought.

Mmmmm. Barbarian-y.
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:48, archived)

compo it

( techierob, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:11, archived)

This ^^^
But hard.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 17:12, archived)