I used to be afraid
to go outside. I was always ashamed for my complexion, and was considering surgery. But no longer, thanks to Dr. Phibes beauty facial cream!

Thank you Dr. Phibes!
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radja, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 11:41,
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I hear...
...heamoroid cream has a similar effect
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kx, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 12:39,
archived)