Fatal Attraction brings you

( The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:34, archived)

Does it come in
sweet and sour flavour?

Cause i'd buy that.
(Robot. <Insert Witty Statement Here>, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)

nice
does it come with rice?
( SolidGoldChimp, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:37, archived)

MMmmm
uncle bens a must
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:41, archived)

Yes, but after you wipe the last remaining drops of your mothers brothers semen from your eager lips
would you like some rice with the rabbit?

Edit: I have to stop with the perverse, unfunny jokes :(
( leningrad posting any old shit on, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:43, archived)

oh
no rice for me cheers.
( The Barn death and angels save us all, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:47, archived)

Brilliantly done!
Woo!
( leningrad posting any old shit on, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 18:44, archived)