erm
why would you look in a phone book for directions?

we call a street map a street map or an A to Z.
generally we call the phone book the phone book

and yes, toilet paper is loo roll ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:31, archived)

"Bog roll"
for preference. ;-)
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:32, archived)

this
=)
( mikenco, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:33, archived)

that too
depends how crude you want to be ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:33, archived)

or
"the daily mail"
( my name is will now suck my cock, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:34, archived)

nah, I use The Sun
the cat gets the Daily Mail ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:35, archived)

arf!
yes!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:36, archived)