educational!

( 33321 .................................................., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:03, archived)

why can't kids use toilet paper but can use toilet paper sold by a fucking frog?

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:04, archived)

i can do it too with kandoo

( Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:05, archived)

i
always found the tagline of 'royal botty wiper' to be distinctly worrying.
( nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:07, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS
welcome to the 21st century.
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:08, archived)

well,
it beats sandpaper anyday
( Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:08, archived)

you're at halls in uni then?

( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:09, archived)

indeedy
but i buy cheap. more money for beertime
( Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:09, archived)

Cheap loo paper carries the risk of AIDS

( Mykeyboy Wins, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:12, archived)

i joke
i use puppies
( Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:13, archived)

now...
...where the fuck's my flying car?
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:09, archived)

I parked it on a thin roof and it fell through
sorry
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:10, archived)

disgraceful

( Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:12, archived)

Real-ly.

( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:12, archived)

Because it makes it FUN!
FUN WITH THE FROG!
(Smoking Joe, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:09, archived)

but we don't want people becoming anally fascinated
and fecally intrigued

so just use average shitting pads
( GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:11, archived)

Oh...
/throws away Kandoo supply
/sulks
(Smoking Joe, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:16, archived)

go
crazy with teh crazy (arse-wiping) frog! on teh j4m5t3r.c0.uk! 133t!
( nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:15, archived)

Eh?
/confused
(Smoking Joe, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:17, archived)

are
you confused about the crazy frog bit, or the fact that it's a fairly tenuous link?
( nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:18, archived)

Oh i get it now
_{Me being very stupid today...}
(Smoking Joe, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:25, archived)

fret not... i've had a pretty harsh day too, so slowness is on the books, methinks.
( nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:27, archived)

ribbit!


I'm sure toilet paper is not practical for most frogs. a) they live in ponds b) they would prefer a damp crack, surely !
( 33321 .................................................., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:10, archived)

hahahaha
best laugh i've had all day
( gazz, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:11, archived)

why
would you consider a frog's desired state-of-crack?
( nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:14, archived)

Such beautiful
prose.

It's like a poem. Almost.

why would you consider a frog's state-of-crack?
Perhaps it's the moisture which the frog may lack?
To wipe the arse of a frog with a pad
Makes no sense to me now, I think you are mad
So go hang your head now,
hang it in shame
For that frog's arse-dryness,
It's you who'll be blamed
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:17, archived)

haha
not bad
( gazz, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:18, archived)

Edited
now for ADDED READABILITY!^TM
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:20, archived)

/proud to have started this
( nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:19, archived)

well then that's not prose, is it, motherfucker?

(schnurricane, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:21, archived)

Gosh darn
it *shakes fist* Young whippersnapper!

Why, I oughta...

*goes away to think of things I oughta...*
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:40, archived)

Oh...
I thought the idea was to wipe using the frog.

My mistake.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:19, archived)

Does the frog
have a helmet and show off his bellend like our other froggy friend?
(Tetsuo, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:41, archived)

Ooo!
Wish I had to go.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 May 2005, 19:07, archived)

Bought the soundtrack to the film yesterday
The stephen Fry song at the end is great
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 May 2005, 19:12, archived)