tell that to the stinking thing
it wont switch off, and don't give me any of this bullshit about me having to turn it off, we are in the 21st century (i hope) it should have learnt to do it itself by now

Edit: apologies to any bulls in the vicinity i don't mean to say that your faeces are the equivalent to people saying silly things, it was just an expression
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 7 May 2005, 20:35, archived)

Yeah we had that not switching off problem
in our chemistry class, til I noticed the off button on the side. Our A-level teacher's been at the college for years and never noticed it.
I despair of education today.
( Labmonkey is in ur cupboard, eatin ur digestives., Sat 7 May 2005, 20:53, archived)