well, then

( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:42, archived)

I don't get it

( Brown cow, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:44, archived)

* sympathises *
one day, you'll meet the right girl. or boy. or jellyfish.
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:46, archived)

Ooh
I do so hope it's a jellyfish
( Brown cow, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:48, archived)

ahem
*flails tentacles and bobs up and down*
(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:48, archived)

*Snogs*

( Brown cow, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:49, archived)

*stings*

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:50, archived)

*urinates on welts*

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 9 May 2005, 15:52, archived)

Hey,
not on a first date
(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:53, archived)

you're an octopus
you don't count
(Azzek!, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:49, archived)

Damn,
you've seen through my cunning disquise.
*Squirts ink and runs*
(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:50, archived)

well,
not to nine or higher anyway
( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:51, archived)

pfffffffft

(checkers, Mon 9 May 2005, 15:52, archived)