Me want cookies!

(MegoHulk Cheap as chips, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:00, archived)

Doesnt that film have a chick in it?

( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:05, archived)

I have "The Howling 6"
It's awful.
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:06, archived)

But does it have chicks?

( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:07, archived)

Howling ones

( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Wed 11 May 2005, 5:10, archived)

( mofaha : light another candle, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:12, archived)

IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou.

( Comma, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:19, archived)

You are Natasha Bedingfield
AICMFP
( Blue Shadow has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:21, archived)

I don't know much about her,
but she seems like the sort of person who would wear nice sandals.
( Comma, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:22, archived)

you're right
 
terrible singer, however.

You Brits can have her.

: )
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:23, archived)

Thank you.
And you can keep your... big New Zealand... um... arse.
Yeah.
( Comma, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:25, archived)

heheh
 
lots of our talented people piss off overseas.

as do a lot of our untalented people.
 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:26, archived)

I still like the way
that whenever Russel Crowe gets into a fight the Australian media report it as "New Zealand born actor Russel Crowe", but when he does something they want to promote it's "Australian actor Russel Crowe"...
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:30, archived)

It's the same with that Russell Crowe

( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:43, archived)

heh
 
or No-Talent Arse-Face Shit-Monkey Crowe, as I like to think of him.
 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 11 May 2005, 6:11, archived)

Hooray!
Woo!
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:06, archived)

a cookie is
a sometimes food.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:08, archived)

what a pile of cunt
cunt is an anytime food
( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:09, archived)

packed with five essential vitamins, and iron
 
mmmm, Cunty Pops.

also:

www.b3ta.com/board/4588624

www.b3ta.com/board/1512930
 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:18, archived)

Hehe
C is for cookie
not for celery...
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:21, archived)

now I'm visualising
 
Hoots the cunting owl being raped by a talking aubergine.

yeeah.
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:25, archived)

The tweedlebugs were constantly having incestuous orgies...
That's why they got cut.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:31, archived)

Cookie monster must be
pissed. Cookies were his "shtick", he's a feckin COOKIE MONSTER. Whats next, are they going to give him diabetes to teach kids a lesson on eating too much sugar?
(MegoHulk Cheap as chips, Wed 11 May 2005, 5:45, archived)

no, he gets to go through withdrawal
 
where "sugar" is a timely metaphor for "crack cocaine".

It ends badly, let me tell you.
 
( Rapitinui can make me kick and moan, Wed 11 May 2005, 6:10, archived)