ompo prestoat
Those call centres in India, they're not in India at all, they're in a tree at the bottom of your garden:


( The Figurative Pineapple stared in awe at the breast. Sadly, it was his., Mon 16 May 2005, 12:32, archived)

ha ha

( connor, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:34, archived)

hello sir,
could you linky to that fab mouse thing again, I forgot to bookmark before I went to bed

edit: how rude of me, woo to the squiggles!
edit2: no worries, I found it!
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:35, archived)

ooh
glad you liked it

twas basically what got me vaguely famous on here for a while
( connor, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:40, archived)

I have heard that
they work for peanuts
(Northern Blerk Returns! I Demand Pies!, Mon 16 May 2005, 12:35, archived)

pffft
I received a recruting cold call that went something like this:

"Hello, I am called Sarah Smith, and I would like to be speaking with you about a corporation that is large in size that would be greatly interested in your set of skills."

As the country code was "011" on my handy-dandy caller ID, I doubted the veracity of her name, but stopped myself short before asking if her full name was "Sarah Jane Smith."
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 16 May 2005, 12:37, archived)

pesky squirrels
why can't they learn to speak engrish like everybody else?
( The Figurative Pineapple stared in awe at the breast. Sadly, it was his., Mon 16 May 2005, 12:38, archived)

It was the accent that gave her away.
Squirrels have an Indian accent. 100% fact.
( cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 16 May 2005, 12:40, archived)

yes. especially the freakily large grey ones
the buggers
( The Figurative Pineapple stared in awe at the breast. Sadly, it was his., Mon 16 May 2005, 12:41, archived)