the secret gps all london taxi drivers have


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( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:38, archived)

not funny
as it is too too true

WOO!
(Ush, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:39, archived)

hahaha
they`re nightmares

£35 quid home versus 2 quid and much vomit on the chunder comet night bus :\
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:44, archived)

it wouldn't be a good mongychops night out
without a amble through leicester square and a good vomit on the way home
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:47, archived)

hahaha
and some urination over a famous tourist location :)
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:49, archived)

haha
i forgot we christen the Tate
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:51, archived)

well we do pay enough for its upkeep
about time we got something for our money ;)
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:53, archived)

next time the Royal Opera House!

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:56, archived)

Followed
by crapping on the steps of Parliament?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:02, archived)

you could probably legally do that too!
it`s legal to take a dump in the street, on health grounds :)
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:12, archived)

Is it now?
What are these legal grounds, lest I need to cite them to a passing officer of the law?
( Red wine and cheese., Tue 17 May 2005, 10:15, archived)

dunno - I was told many moons ago (pardon the pun)
it stems from the fact that you can die if you don`t poop :)

*does a poo poo on the nearest "community support officer"*
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:16, archived)

you need to be a horse





beware!
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:17, archived)

there won`t be a next time!
last time was a bloody nightmare!

I suggest we pub somewhere within reasonable collapsing distance of one of our homes :D
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:03, archived)

hehehe
you're getting old dear boy, where's your sense of adventure ;)
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:05, archived)

it ran away with your sense of humour ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:11, archived)

ohhhh get her
hahaha
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:11, archived)

I pissed on a church once.
So i'm probably going to hell :D
( Dogme, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:58, archived)

Does
the upgrade involve swapping the black cab for a dangerous looking 20 year old Nissan, adopting the look of a wild eyed Albanian serial killer and perfecting the phrase: "Meenee-cab, Meester?"

Woo to you and boo to black cabs!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:49, archived)

some of the music they play in the cabs is just silly
last time it was some kind of cheesy Indian lift music, and the time before that, Shaggy`s Greatest Hits

love-me-love-me-love-me SEX machine-ah
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:50, archived)

Last
one I was in had some spoken voice arabic tape playing...dunno why this made me uncomfortable :¬/
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 17 May 2005, 9:59, archived)

because the voice made you so hawny?

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:00, archived)

That'll
be it ;¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:01, archived)

i like the big nigerian fellas with facial scars
whos only bit of english is to repeat over and over, "twenty pounds, twenty pounds, twenty pounds"
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 17 May 2005, 10:02, archived)

haha!

( mozza http://indmill.com, Tue 17 May 2005, 18:55, archived)

South of the bridge
Bugger me. this is where I live! well, I could hop off and walk home then.
( blupp, Wed 18 May 2005, 0:28, archived)

hmmm
what is this "south of the river" stuff people from Londond occasionally mention?
( wingpig eating around the cow shape since 1976, Wed 18 May 2005, 5:48, archived)

PFTT

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 18 May 2005, 18:44, archived)