I still would
she however still refuses to return my calls
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:14,
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D...?Edit. How rude. forgot to Woo! the pic.
Woo!
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:27,
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Ah.I'd seen people on about him. Completely missed what it was about though.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:40,
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woo fredhaha i live near bolton
bags on his spirit!
(bags on his spirit!
Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate.,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:39,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Is this the 1st Noobie attack???
(
Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:21,
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Oh crapIt's Tuesday isn't it.
(
mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:21,
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I always know what day it isonce I get to the board
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:22,
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Good excuse for me to go to work then.*leaves*
(
Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:24,
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The date and time next to the posts is a bit of a giveaway isn't it?;)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:24,
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don't be cheeky
the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:27,
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Has Kyliegot breast cancer I wonder?
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:19,
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double mastectomygah!
save the boobies
(save the boobies
Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:19,
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as someone said earlierat least she hasn't got arse cancer.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:26,
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Yes I said ithttp://www.b3ta.com/board/4644694
And I'll say it again:
AT LEAST IT'S NOT ARSE CANCER.
Where's cheery tomato when you need him?
(,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:46,
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And I'll say it again:
AT LEAST IT'S NOT ARSE CANCER.
Where's cheery tomato when you need him?
FunnyI thought precisely the same thing when I heard the news this morning.
www.b3ta.com/board/4644735
(www.b3ta.com/board/4644735
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 17 May 2005, 14:02,
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She doesn't have an arseand everything that's left smells of cheese anyway
( rangelife,
Wed 18 May 2005, 11:25,
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Hull - nownice shoppage
Prepare for that one to go viral - especially with an FP
(,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:22,
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Prepare for that one to go viral - especially with an FP
I wrotethis simple prayer in verse form:
Oh God.
Don't let bad things happen to Kylie's tits.
Though they're not my favourite bits.
But if, dear Lord, it must come to pass.
At least leave her with her perfect arse.
So when she bends she makes a stunning sight.
Lord, you know, I'm wanking as I write.
Amen
(Oh God.
Don't let bad things happen to Kylie's tits.
Though they're not my favourite bits.
But if, dear Lord, it must come to pass.
At least leave her with her perfect arse.
So when she bends she makes a stunning sight.
Lord, you know, I'm wanking as I write.
Amen
F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:22,
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hahahahahahahaIt'll be in the standard book of prayer before you know it.
(,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:39,
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i was going to do something similarearlier on, but i couldn't bring myself to deface kylie.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:27,
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Unlessthe rest of the teeth fell out with initial insertion...
(,
Tue 17 May 2005, 14:52,
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You sirhave a poor tasting woman.
(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:50,
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i could facial herbut i'd have to get in specialist jizz mopper help to clear it up.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:32,
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Arrrgh. Shirley theyreplace the nips?
Edit : Well FP'd
(Edit : Well FP'd
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:30,
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Thank you for yourkindness. Now pass the Domestos extra thick please
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:33,
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well, whatever you do, dont follow the first link if you put 'surgery' into googles image searchyou have been warned
take off safe search
(take off safe search
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:47,
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*waits for someone else to ignore the warning* Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:48,
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!Personally, I'm not seeing a problem with the first link. - Maybe that's just me.
( cantshopforshit,
Wed 18 May 2005, 22:40,
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with what?She'll have to draw them on with a pen
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:32,
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good ideashe can glue them on and even change them to match her outfit.
I'd patent that idea!
(I'd patent that idea!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:36,
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no, you wouldn't!You'd scoff them!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:38,
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I'm sure Kylie is rich enoughto afford outfits with fake nipples already sewn in.
then she could just eat all the Jelly Tots.
(then she could just eat all the Jelly Tots.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 17 May 2005, 13:47,
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That is really awful....I can go with all the jokes about kiddie-fiddlers and bumboys and shagging your gran etc.etc. but that is just plain cruel....
(,
Tue 17 May 2005, 17:37,
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Yep.I'm with you. Dealing with something like 9/11 by making jokes is simply the the way humans deal with stuff.
This is just needlessly cruel.
(,
Wed 18 May 2005, 9:48,
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This is just needlessly cruel.
noneedlessly cruel is the rest of us, who, when we get cancer, spend a year waiting on a fucking doctor`s appointment
wouldn`t wish it on anybody, but it`s just a bloody picture
(wouldn`t wish it on anybody, but it`s just a bloody picture
Reckless_Rik,
Thu 19 May 2005, 9:37,
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not really a fan of this onei don't mind the odd sicky, but come on.
( Delete Me,
Tue 17 May 2005, 19:20,
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The problem with a lot of people here is that they think everything is funny :(
Dogme,
Tue 17 May 2005, 19:36,
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humour is a defense mechanism,and as far as I'm concerened it's one of the best.
Most of the cruelty perpetuated throughout
history and in the modern world is done by
people *without* a sense of humour.
Coincidence?
(Most of the cruelty perpetuated throughout
history and in the modern world is done by
people *without* a sense of humour.
Coincidence?
Purple Onion,
Thu 19 May 2005, 11:10,
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How did you come to that conclusion?Well I'm sure Stalin didn't have one. But Hitler may have been a charming fellow...And Chaplin knocked that girl up.
Anyway, I think it's the kind of thing that would cross any of our minds and it's just good to know your not completely rotten (or at least your not the only one) and it's good to feel more comfortable about it.
Some people though just go looking for what's reprehensible and I don't really like that as much.
(Anyway, I think it's the kind of thing that would cross any of our minds and it's just good to know your not completely rotten (or at least your not the only one) and it's good to feel more comfortable about it.
Some people though just go looking for what's reprehensible and I don't really like that as much.
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 20 May 2005, 5:14,
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Wowaccordingly that is your first message, at least use the word 'cunt' properly
Gotta say though this is the first time that I have felt ill from a post on this site though.
(,
Tue 17 May 2005, 21:51,
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Gotta say though this is the first time that I have felt ill from a post on this site though.
The sad thing is it was considered to be 'best of the board'. Dogme,
Tue 17 May 2005, 22:36,
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Whoever got it on the front pageIt would be fitting if someone they love got breast cancer. Better still, if they got it. (Since it can effect both genders.)
(,
Wed 18 May 2005, 9:49,
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really?that would be fitting in your considered opinion?
The roots of all fascism are people
such as yourself. Self-righteous sheep
who form an unfortunate majority in the
world.
While we are wishing cancer upon the mods,
perhaps we should also round up all those
damn jews and pop them in the oven, too?
Most of the evil throughout history, has
been been perpetrated under the cloak of
indignant self-righteousness. It always
starts with people like you.
It just feels so good to be so damn right!
Whereas re-examining one's paradigm can
be downright painful.
(The roots of all fascism are people
such as yourself. Self-righteous sheep
who form an unfortunate majority in the
world.
While we are wishing cancer upon the mods,
perhaps we should also round up all those
damn jews and pop them in the oven, too?
Most of the evil throughout history, has
been been perpetrated under the cloak of
indignant self-righteousness. It always
starts with people like you.
It just feels so good to be so damn right!
Whereas re-examining one's paradigm can
be downright painful.
Purple Onion,
Thu 19 May 2005, 10:33,
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Mmm, yeahAnd if you're going to ban gallows humour about uncomfortable, terrifying, possibly fatal medical conditions you'd better hope for robot doctors in the near future. Because all the medics I know would crack up without the off-colour jokes.
[And, while I'm at it, why was this the top item in the BBC news headlines that morning? I know someone who, in a tragedy for her partner and child, died of breast cancer at a younger age than Kylie. It happens. It is not news just because the victim is famous. Except that it is.]
And if you're wondering why one person can hold both the views above, so am I.
([And, while I'm at it, why was this the top item in the BBC news headlines that morning? I know someone who, in a tragedy for her partner and child, died of breast cancer at a younger age than Kylie. It happens. It is not news just because the victim is famous. Except that it is.]
And if you're wondering why one person can hold both the views above, so am I.
foop,
Fri 20 May 2005, 23:54,
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topical!and yes.
of course we would.
woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 17 May 2005, 22:03,
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hmmyeshow obvious, unfunny, pointlessly sick.
b3ta, ohhh, how can I stay mad at you?
(b3ta, ohhh, how can I stay mad at you?
rangelife,
Wed 18 May 2005, 11:43,
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have to agreethe line is in your rear view mirror...
(
glubglub should be working on,
Wed 18 May 2005, 12:55,
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er....shes practically like that anyway...now if it happened to Abi Titmuss...THAT would be a tradgedy
(
bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY,
Wed 18 May 2005, 10:48,
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Poor womanI'm as immature as the next person, but there are some lines which are a bit too sore to cross. Great potatoshopping, but weak subject
(,
Wed 18 May 2005, 11:42,
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yeah, lets censor b3taoh, well maybe you could post your list of acceptable topics so we dont upset you again.
its dark humour, ive hardly been here long but ive seen plenty "worse".
(,
Wed 18 May 2005, 17:38,
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its dark humour, ive hardly been here long but ive seen plenty "worse".
Now see......if the press were to get onto this, they would have a field day. Legal action anyone?!
And it's not really that funny - first "sensationalist" FP I've seen, have to say.
(,
Wed 18 May 2005, 12:33,
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And it's not really that funny - first "sensationalist" FP I've seen, have to say.
spent 10 years working in a cancer hosptialyour a funny guy.....
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™,
Wed 18 May 2005, 13:33,
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So the TV was lying to meWhen it said people with cancer dont want to be treated any differently to a healthy person?
(,
Thu 19 May 2005, 10:34,
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Acording to your profileyou aint been to work in 3 weeks anyway. Quite caring really aren't you?
( GeordieSteve,
Thu 19 May 2005, 11:12,
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Charlie Brown? Die! Die now!You diseased camel's fanny of an individual.
(,
Wed 18 May 2005, 16:34,
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how nice of you to de-lurk with such constructive comments Reckless_Rik,
Thu 19 May 2005, 9:37,
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you forgot to mention that the mod who fp'd this should get cancerand all the people who woo'd the pic should
be raped and murdered. Please stand in the
corner with all the other politically correct
lemmings.
(be raped and murdered. Please stand in the
corner with all the other politically correct
lemmings.
Purple Onion,
Thu 19 May 2005, 10:20,
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Oh, shut your face, you big shandyI was merely somewhat taken aback at the unpleasantness of the image.
Wishing cancer, AIDS or the Gay on someone just because they've tatty-shopped something would be something of an over-reaction and not one I'd endorse.
So arse.
(,
Thu 19 May 2005, 13:40,
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Wishing cancer, AIDS or the Gay on someone just because they've tatty-shopped something would be something of an over-reaction and not one I'd endorse.
So arse.
I find sick stuff funnybut not this.
Perhaps it's because i'm such a big fan of boobs
(,
Wed 18 May 2005, 17:57,
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Perhaps it's because i'm such a big fan of boobs
Actually, I think he was paying her a compliment'cos I still would too. Get well soon, Kylie.
(,
Wed 18 May 2005, 18:57,
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Original image please?For, ahem, research purposes.......
(
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Wed 18 May 2005, 19:31,
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oh sure,you guys will all piss yourself at shopped pics of kids with downs syndrome, tsunamis, 9/11, cerebal palsy sufferers and christopher reeve, but making a joke about a pop-star who will have the best doctors money can buy working with her in the early stages of breast cancer is sick?
fuck off
(,
Thu 19 May 2005, 9:34,
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fuck off
exactly my sentiments.you want to draw a line in the sand and
say, 'ok enough, breast cancer is taboo
you sick bastard! Oh and did you see
that Princess Di memorial car crash figure?
That was hilarious!'
Christopher Reeve, who showed enormous
courage in the face of adversity, is a fine subject
to lampoon, but a super-rich pop-star with a 98%
chance of living until she is 75, is not?
I suggest you save your self-righteous scorn
for something more appropriate.
(say, 'ok enough, breast cancer is taboo
you sick bastard! Oh and did you see
that Princess Di memorial car crash figure?
That was hilarious!'
Christopher Reeve, who showed enormous
courage in the face of adversity, is a fine subject
to lampoon, but a super-rich pop-star with a 98%
chance of living until she is 75, is not?
I suggest you save your self-righteous scorn
for something more appropriate.
Purple Onion,
Thu 19 May 2005, 10:06,
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plus Christopher Reeve was a good actor (if you liked Superman)who couldn`t have cared less about disabilities until he found himself in a wheelchair
( Reckless_Rik,
Thu 19 May 2005, 10:47,
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how dare you besmirch Chris Reeve!I hope you end up in a wheelchair with
a big fat herpe on your lip!
Purple Onion,
Thu 19 May 2005, 11:01,
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amenShuttle pics were on the board while the wreckage was still falling and yet this has crossed the line? Do me a favour.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick,
Thu 19 May 2005, 9:45,
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it`s not like her music was any good anyway ;)plus she looks like a squirrel
( Reckless_Rik,
Thu 19 May 2005, 9:48,
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oh c'monas pop music goes, kylie is not that bad.
p.s. i would like to dispel any forthcoming rumours that i am gay or a squirrel fancier
(p.s. i would like to dispel any forthcoming rumours that i am gay or a squirrel fancier
clorey mcnuggety,
Thu 19 May 2005, 12:20,
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quite rightTheres no reason why Miss Minogue shouldn't make a full recovery, and it's stupid to say pictures like this are dreadful and offensive; Charlie Brown is only saying that even if that were to happen everyone would still love her! How is that bad?!
(,
Thu 19 May 2005, 9:46,
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Bingo!well said.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 19 May 2005, 10:05,
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Hahahaahnice one
: )
(: )
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Thu 19 May 2005, 11:21,
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whata fitty
and seriously guys, If we can laugh about downs, aids, Gay, and spackers, we can laugh about testicular cancer. My uncle had a bollock removed due to testicular cancer, we all took the piss, and he laughed with us.
Lots of daily mail thinking going on here.
(,
Thu 19 May 2005, 21:28,
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and seriously guys, If we can laugh about downs, aids, Gay, and spackers, we can laugh about testicular cancer. My uncle had a bollock removed due to testicular cancer, we all took the piss, and he laughed with us.
Lots of daily mail thinking going on here.