Always wondered where the other half of the pair went.


www.morttheostrich.co.uk
( giant_squid, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:19, archived)

Compo?

(Azzek!, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:20, archived)

Clegg?
(Thanks!)
( giant_squid, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:21, archived)

Had a wooden leg?
Won it in the war?
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:25, archived)

Did you
find your colouring-in bitch yet?
(Indole Ring, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:24, archived)

Does he use the evil washing machines
to steal the odd socks for him?
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:24, archived)

Haha! Woo!

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:26, archived)

Woo!

Yay! Mort rocks my socks.
He is rocking them right now.
Rock, rock, rock! That's Mort.



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:28, archived)

Haiku is rubbish
Except for Dave's poetry
Which is all teh good.
( giant_squid, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:30, archived)

Squiddles is too kind
He am also teh master
of this gash verse form


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:40, archived)

Mort's an ostritch?
feck me i thought he was a flamingo!
( SolidGoldChimp, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:33, archived)

an easy mistake to make
given that one crudely-drawn bird looks very much like another
( giant_squid, Tue 17 May 2005, 14:34, archived)