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# Something simple for the weekend
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(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 May 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Heheh, it's so true.

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:45, archived)
# i want comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# Where's your cock!?

(Yes it does, doesn't it . . . ?)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:56, archived)
# He changed it because I was an arse.
And, I feel quite bad about it.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Fri 20 May 2005, 18:59, archived)
# Aww . . .
*hugs*

I don't really care, I just wanted an excuse for that tired old gag . . . but if you wanna tell me, I can spare 15 seconds . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# YOU DON'T CARE?!
and I changed it back just for you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Fri 20 May 2005, 19:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:56, archived)
# ooh
the spacing on the apostrophe is really shonky.

what a wonderful font it is.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
# All the 13 year old horse loving fs think it is kewl
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:10, archived)
# *fixes it*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 20 May 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Blimey
I wish that was something I could actually buy and use for the rest of my life.

/powerpoint presentation angst
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Fri 20 May 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# you forgot to use
comic sans.

Top idea though - I think there might be a market there...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# nice
i approve
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Aaaah!
Just this week I was trying to talk my boss out of using clip art in a Powerpoint she was doing... Professionals should NOT use clip art. Anyone over the age of 13 should NOT use clip art.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:53, archived)
# The best powerpoints
are the ones with sound effects. WOOOOOOOSH!!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 May 2005, 18:54, archived)
# And the bounce animation
(Klumaster loves teh taser, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:56, archived)
# and come on screen at one letter per click.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 20 May 2005, 18:59, archived)
# While doing the bullet noise.
For each letter.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# my lecturer does that
every cocking week
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Have you kicked his arse for being stupid yet?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:06, archived)
# no, i forgive him
because he is a cuddly italian grandaddy type person
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Aww, well it's ok then
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Lasers!
I made it so all the pictures spiral and then come up*

*May be a lie

Edit: There is a good part to that story. It's that by talking her out of it and taking over making it less boring I got to fiddle around with my tablet all week :)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:00, archived)
# hehe
im currently going through a loooooad of old files at work and one of them had a companies portfolio - all of it using badly chosen clip art, random fonts and bad photographs from random photo gallery sites. i laughed a lot, then threw it in the bin
(Mr ' Flippy, Fri 20 May 2005, 21:01, archived)
# You should have
scanned it for us.

I love that kind of thing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 23 May 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Ok, this is very odd.
Can't see it with FireFox.

Can see it with Internet Exploder.

What gives?

edit: it's probably adblock having issues.
edit 2: The filename's "advert" which is a vere nawwty word according to adblock
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Fri 20 May 2005, 18:58, archived)
# fantasmagorical
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Hey!
that's my word!

It's a good job I like you or I'd have to remove your insides through your nipples.

You like my word then?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:08, archived)
# The thought of that
makes me want to vomit
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Woohoo
I'm catching up with Leningrad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:11, archived)
# So you're sleeping with 16 year olds?
(I'm sorry, I really am)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:17, archived)
# how is that YOUR word?
you don't own me maaaaaan

p.s. i am red!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Excellent comrade. Soon we
will destroy these capatalist pigs! Then mother Russia will once again restore normal competitions.

So now all we need to do is get you a camera...

Did it turn out well?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:13, archived)
# sorta
its very very dark, which is what i intended, but it didn't take very well to the ends of my hair (previously dyed dark brown y'see).
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# That's too good!
Looks like an advert from our local free paper, or pinned up on a chip shop noticeboard
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Tee hee hee
I likes it. =)
(nan-demo, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# yup.
uh-oh ... i5.photobucket cannot be found.
Maybe you should put it on b3tapix or somewhere.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 May 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Very good.. but..
That looks almost EXACTLY like an advert placed in the spoof paper "The Framley Examiner".... Was that your influence i wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Fri 20 May 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
KILL ALL ADMART ADVERTISING CUNTS
(A small damp ball of cotton, Fri 20 May 2005, 23:21, archived)
# The goldfish
speaks truth.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 20 May 2005, 23:50, archived)
# haha!
quality.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 21 May 2005, 1:46, archived)
# I hate clipart...
... Loathe and detest it. I've noticed a recent decline in favour of stock-photo images, which are only marginaly better. They both suffer from the same problems of blandness, inapropriate use and repetativeness. (Less of a problem with stock photos, where at least it is a different woman on the phone each time.)

Still, not as bad as unecessary animated gifs, java/javascript applets, midi music, tiled background textures (Especialy high contrast ones) frames (Especialy those retaining borders), webpages that tell me to 'upgrade' to Internet Explorer.

But one thing I do like is your picture, which is one of the best things I've seen in a while. I reckon you should try and get it in the classifides section of your local paper.
(JamesG, Sun 22 May 2005, 0:51, archived)
# hahaha
i might run it in my local. that'd be great, i'll put a friends number on the bottom *smirk*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 22 May 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Do they do WordArt as well?
Image Hosted by Mort's Mum
(Dr GUID, Mon 23 May 2005, 9:28, archived)