I find all the ostrich jokes a bit sick...

...after all the ostriches were gassed in moscow the other week.
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Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Nov 2002, 20:55,
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groan
you're really stretching that pun to the limit!
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Slim is an infrequent visitor these days, Fri 8 Nov 2002, 21:10,
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