First post... maybe last ? :o) Thats a vulture by the way.. do I win a PS2? Thought Not.
click for pic (nsfw)
(Lucidwake, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:44, archived)

norktasticly nsfw!! :)

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:45, archived)

I think most bosses can count to 3
and therefore can work out that its not pron

Woo to the pic though
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:46, archived)

i'm not sure
some peoples boats could be floated by this sort of thing
(Ben - lives in a den made of pens. NOT penis, you dirty bastard, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:48, archived)

Yes,
my boss would be so happy to see that.

?
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:48, archived)

best joke ever :)

( prodigy69 *fingers crossed*, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:52, archived)

Arnie, like!

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:46, archived)

yay!

( cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

That is
terrifyingly mesmerising.
( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:48, archived)

'Who is it dis time, my mudda?'
'Hey Benny, scrreeeeeeeew yoooou!'

I love Total Recall.
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

Cohaagen, you got what you wanted
You must give those people air!
( Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:55, archived)

Yes!
'Come ooooon, ya got what ya want, gid da peeple da air-ya!'

hehehehehe
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:58, archived)

Hahaha
You think this is the real Quaid?
( Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:01, archived)

It IS!
Benny: 'Hey Quaid, ever fuck a mutant?'
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:02, archived)

Howdy, stranger!
If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself, and YOU'VE got a wet towel wrapped around your head.
( Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:08, archived)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Old Woman: 'I don;t see your name on it..'
Arnie: 'BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!!!!!!!!'
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:12, archived)

Two weeks.
Two weeks. Twoooo Weeeks.
( Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:14, archived)

Git yoa ahhss to Mahhhs!

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:05, archived)

HE'S GOT A HOLOGRAM!
Arnie: 'Harry,..HARRRRYYY, ever heard of Recall?'
Harry: ?
Arnie: 'Where day sell dose fake mam-ma-ries?'
Harry: 'Oh Recall, recall, a friend of mine went there, nearly got himself labotomised..'
Arnie: '..no shit...'
Harry: 'Don't fuck with your brain pal, it aint worth it...'
Arnie: '..........I guess not..'
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:10, archived)

Please state your destination.

( Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:11, archived)

"You make me wish I had three hands"
Woo!
( Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:46, archived)

Do you recon any of them are real?

( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:48, archived)

Middle one
fo' sure
( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:50, archived)

No.

( Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

jesus
NSFA, not safe for anything, least of all work
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:46, archived)

AAAARGH!!!
Teh NSFW!!!! Teh NSFW!!!!
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

Mildly NSFW ;-)

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:47, archived)

That actually did flash up
just as a co-worker was walking by.

But I work in a three-tit nudist colony, so she just thought it was a new client.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 26 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

Hello Noooooobie-noo
There's a bit of a policy on the board - if it's not suitable for work, it's best to link to the picture and warn everyone it's not NSFW so they can choose to view it.

Great picture, though!
( IndieSinger is viewing b3ta.com on an Amstrad CPC 464 64K, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:51, archived)

Click what?
I'll give you a hint, click the 'L' next to your name.

( Brown cow, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:56, archived)

clicking...
...
(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:56, archived)

...

(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:57, archived)

You do know that one of them is paper mache, don't you?
(Family Guy)
(Kuna To Chuta, Thu 26 May 2005, 20:58, archived)

Traditionally
there'd be some kind of link to it.
(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:02, archived)

Ah I understand!
Unfortunately I read the FAQ after making the picture and couldn't find an image of a three cupped bra:( but as its my first post I hoped all would forgive! ;o) It WONT happen again..
(Lucidwake, Thu 26 May 2005, 21:16, archived)