god this compo sucks
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Thu 26 May 2005, 23:59, archived)

he's big in iraq
apparently
(je suis tres francais, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:02, archived)

he's big
everywhere
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:04, archived)

everywhere?
even like, down under?
(je suis tres francais, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:06, archived)

especially there

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:08, archived)

pffffft!
you implied he has a big todger!
(je suis tres francais, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:09, archived)

I enjoyed making my entry.
but that's another story altogether.
( NobbyNobody is listening to the best of John Cage's music, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:05, archived)

but
you have talent
and I think you actually like playing video games.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:10, archived)

Keep entering that one.
If you throw enough shit at a wall, some is bound to stick*

*This statement of fact only applies if the cohesive properties of the shit, and frictional coeffecient of the wall are sufficiently high to enable the adherence of the aforementioned faeces
( Druid Oh hello! You look LOVELY, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:04, archived)

I tried that a couple of compos ago
I entered about 15 pictures. got me 2 fps but I didn't win. The one after that I did 2, and I won with one of the most idiotic drawings I've made ever.

I like this entry, though. I think I deserve a FP
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:07, archived)

I think you deserve a HoffSlap
*HoffSlaps*
( Druid Oh hello! You look LOVELY, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:09, archived)

oooh
can you drink that?
*drinks anyway*
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:11, archived)

Damn, did I give away some booze?
*laps up spillage*
( Druid Oh hello! You look LOVELY, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:12, archived)

Then why shitting enter it?

( Brown cow, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:05, archived)

*soothes*

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:08, archived)

I thought that was my job
*Cries*
( abandonnship has lobster-like tenacity, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:36, archived)

there there
*soothes*
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:43, archived)

I tried doing something with this picture
I've been thinking about this compo for days, and I can't think of *anything* funny. I figured hasselhoff just has to be funny by himself.
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 27 May 2005, 0:09, archived)