I made something a little like your other one :)
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bidetjackson.html
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:46, archived)

Arf!
Woo for bathroom hilarities!
( maplins bumming sheeps since, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:51, archived)

heheh

( techierob, Fri 27 May 2005, 11:55, archived)