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kids sex education film, anyone?

From the 18 Certificate films remade for Children challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

( stu, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:19, archived)

That is alright.
But needs more Buffy.
(Tonaay, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:20, archived)

STFU n00b
never seemed more appropriate, oddly
( Blue Shadow has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:21, archived)

You are a bore, and a very dull one at that. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. No, come to think of it, you would.

in short

fuck off and never come back
(Phil Febuggure, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:21, archived)

You said what I was thinking
but with more words
( Blue Shadow has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:22, archived)

s'okay
been saving that one for a while
(Phil Febuggure, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:23, archived)

^^this^^

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:23, archived)

it works better
if you just don't reply
( rogan, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:27, archived)

(Phil Febuggure, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:29, archived)

here
www.b3ta.com/board/4717360
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:22, archived)

arent trolls
fun
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:23, archived)

We could of had the best time together.
I love you, Tonay. Every single letter in your beautiful name cries out to me passionately.
(Glassworks, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:23, archived)

and the 'a'
calls out twice
( Blue Shadow has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:24, archived)

He is Popeye
with shit arms. AICMFP!
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:21, archived)

pffffffffft
*catches cigarette before it ignites the carpet*
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 23:22, archived)