why...
...would anyone want to remove jizz stains? they're our little smears of ecstasy immortalized in fabric.
( postbear is broken, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)

I bet Clinton wanted to remove jizz stains.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Wed 8 Jun 2005, 0:14, archived)