Very poor, but
my first compo entry for weeks.

clicky
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:09, archived)

oh,
but very, very good
( isthisyou?, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:10, archived)

:o)
Worst animal/country based pun of the day?
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:18, archived)

Actually no,
someone posted something very similar a bit earlier on.
I was going to keep quite but you went and asked.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:22, archived)

linky,
sah?
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:25, archived)

there were three of them yesterday
me, someone else and someone else. i wasn't going to say anything. great minds and all that.

ps, mine was shit
( new_matt, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:28, archived)

Damn, now I'm gonna have
to engage Time Spazzers and I'm supposed to be hacking a rotten floor up in the dining pool*.

*it's a bit damp, aye
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:39, archived)

...erm...
www.b3ta.com/board/4/7/0/8/6/9

...this was my one, but I wasn't the first. At leat it shows I haven;t forgotten all of my German lessons from school.

Ich habe eine grosse wurste!
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:47, archived)

hehehehe!
Knew I wouldn't be the first :)

Just spazzing and laffed muchly at the Third Ostreich and Ostretch Armstrong.....class!
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:49, archived)

Doh...
..I thought of Ostretch Armstrong as soon as I saw the challenge, but by the time I got home from work I had forgotten.

Never mind, there are more than enough puns to go round everyone...
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:52, archived)

ho yus.
Now I must get back to the floor™
( witchy :: Best before:, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:55, archived)

top
stuff
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:15, archived)

Voo und Jay

( armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:16, archived)

oooh
Killing Joke?? w/y/h
( nyarlathotep, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:37, archived)

None
other :)
( armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 12 Nov 2002, 14:43, archived)