New imaging techniques reveal...

...it was simply a rather hot ostrich taking a leisurely dip.

Obvious really

clickie for biggie

( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:24, archived)

"give me hardcopy right there!"
yay! that's nicely done!
( rogan, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:27, archived)

looks just like
the game
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:29, archived)

Which game?
Is it Scrabble?
( bigdave, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:31, archived)

Enhance 34 to 46
Pull back, wait a minute ... go right, Stop, Enhance 57, 19, track 45 left, Stop!, Enhance 15 to 23

Gimme a hard-copy right there

* am i right?
( aubergene, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:44, archived)

the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long...
( rogan, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:49, archived)

tops mate
love it
( M@rkoni, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:29, archived)

Woo!! You loon!
Morning all.......gad, I'd kill for a cup of coffee right now :(
( workboresme is going home August 8th!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:35, archived)

I've got a pot brewing downstairs if you fancy one.
Coincidentally enough, I moved west of the Atlantic too, so you don't have to travel back to Hull to get one.

My life is all starting to make sense*.

*no it isn't.
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:42, archived)

only tea
is worth killing for.
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:42, archived)

But when you're an avid coffee
drinker and suddenly aren't allowed it any more it makes you crazy. *twitch
( workboresme is going home August 8th!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:51, archived)

how come you're not allowed?
they haven't brought in Caffine Prohibition yet have they?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:57, archived)

Nah, I'm on a
"regimented diet" and it's all lactose free, acid free, caffeine free........BORING BORING BORING BORING!!
But, it's for the good of my health.
( workboresme is going home August 8th!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:59, archived)

it wouldn't be good for my health
I think I'd die of sloth without coffee
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)

It don't make you live longer
but it sure as hell feels longer...

I love that one...
( Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 16:05, archived)

I loikes that
though I think you'll find that technically that's not actually an ostrich - the scottish ones are known as och-striches.
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:40, archived)

Badabum
tish.

I *knew* there was a terrible pun in there somewhere.

Please share my WOO good sir.
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:44, archived)

i said it twice but i don't think you were here...
i really really loved your windmills reworking.. top stuff!

:)
( popt_art, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:45, archived)

ta
but I wouldnae have done it without the magic of the donkey and things going woosh, and kittens appearing in reflections...

...no I still don't know WHY. :oD
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:55, archived)

no i don't know
why i did it either : )
your reflections were really really woo! : )
i coudln't be arsed, the windmills things took so long i got impatient!
( popt_art, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:04, archived)

that should win
absolutely brilliant.
(Maels, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:58, archived)

TREAD JACK*
Is it just me or does B3ta seriously turn you into a chuckling loon?

When I'm out in public (yes, they let me out sometimes) I sometimes chuckle out loud when I see a piece of pop-culture that's been tattychopped in here. I've chuckled to myself while standing in queues on more than one occasion by thinking of really bad B3TA puns.

* Is there a penalty for jacking your own thread?

( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:07, archived)

I think it might
make you go blind
( curry monster, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:12, archived)