how come you're not allowed?
they haven't brought in Caffine Prohibition yet have they?
( Pootle, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:57, archived)

Nah, I'm on a
"regimented diet" and it's all lactose free, acid free, caffeine free........BORING BORING BORING BORING!!
But, it's for the good of my health.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 14:59, archived)

it wouldn't be good for my health
I think I'd die of sloth without coffee
( Pootle, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 15:11, archived)

It don't make you live longer
but it sure as hell feels longer...

I love that one...
( Oscar Wildebeest, Wed 13 Nov 2002, 16:05, archived)