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[challenge entry] Ooo-arrr...

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(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Gawd,
and lawks.
(tomsk, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Ger orf moi land!
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:48, archived)
# Ooh arr ooh aar ooh arr!
(dirties self with b3ta talk peer oast)

I's a Westcountry philosopher
I lives inside a hive
I goes in search o' honey
to keep meself alive

Now one day I were thinkin'
existentially
when suddenly a thought occurred:
I think therefore I bee!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha.
It's like Wurzles' lyrics, only entertaining :-)
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)
# Arrrr,
bain't nuthin can beat the Wurzels. Oi luvs em, they be lush!
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:09, archived)
# You've got a bran' new combine 'arverster.
AICMFP
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Oi 'as, and oi'll give you the key.
Oi got twenny acres, you got forty-three.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)
# *takes key*
*steals combine 'arvester and goes on joyride across the country*
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Arrrrr, dunnee wurry.
'Ee won't get far round these parts without runnin' into moi family.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:31, archived)
# *runs into your family*
*runs them over with combine 'arvester*
(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)
# They be far too many for 'ee to do that.
And they have shotguns.
Shotguns and teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)
# *is embarrassed
at everyone imitating his well-manured accent...*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Bain't imitatin'
it be real.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# *acts surprised*
*stings*
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Pfft!

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# ouch!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)
# * chortles *

(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)
# Damn you!
I was on the phone to my ex when I refreshed and saw this, I laughed and he wanted to know why. I had to explain so he didn't think I was laughing at him...this joke doesn't really work to explain.

DOH

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)
# Hehehe
My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)