Ooo-arrr...

( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:43, archived)

Gawd,
and lawks.
( tomsk, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:46, archived)

Ger orf moi land!

( Roman Totale, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:48, archived)

Ooh arr ooh aar ooh arr!
(dirties self with b3ta talk peer oast)

I's a Westcountry philosopher
I lives inside a hive
I goes in search o' honey
to keep meself alive

Now one day I were thinkin'
existentially
when suddenly a thought occurred:
I think therefore I bee!
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:52, archived)

Hahaha.
It's like Wurzles' lyrics, only entertaining :-)
(Dr Hotdog is all about the road rash, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)

Arrrr,
bain't nuthin can beat the Wurzels. Oi luvs em, they be lush!
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:09, archived)

You've got a bran' new combine 'arverster.
AICMFP
(Dr Hotdog is all about the road rash, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:15, archived)

Oi 'as, and oi'll give you the key.
Oi got twenny acres, you got forty-three.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:21, archived)

*takes key*
*steals combine 'arvester and goes on joyride across the country*
(Dr Hotdog is all about the road rash, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:26, archived)

Arrrrr, dunnee wurry.
'Ee won't get far round these parts without runnin' into moi family.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:31, archived)

*runs into your family*
*runs them over with combine 'arvester*
(Dr Hotdog is all about the road rash, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:35, archived)

They be far too many for 'ee to do that.
And they have shotguns.
Shotguns and teeth.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:39, archived)

*is embarrassed
at everyone imitating his well-manured accent...*
( Ptolemy, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:40, archived)

Bain't imitatin'
it be real.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)

*acts surprised*
*stings*
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:42, archived)

Pfft!

(Dr Hotdog is all about the road rash, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)

ouch!
very good
( Kamikaze Stoat, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:53, archived)

* chortles *


( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:54, archived)

Damn you!
I was on the phone to my ex when I refreshed and saw this, I laughed and he wanted to know why. I had to explain so he didn't think I was laughing at him...this joke doesn't really work to explain.

DOH
( Jessie © isn't surprised, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 20:58, archived)

Hehehe
My work here is done.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 27 Jun 2005, 21:06, archived)