This only works if you're one of those heathens that doesn't know how to pronounce 'scone'
But it's still a good effort ;)
( Jessie © Eet niet de vissen, Tue 28 Jun 2005, 14:43, archived)

It took me a while
until I started mispronouncing things
(J.T., Tue 28 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)

scone
scone

it's the same.

whatchou talkin' 'bout jessie?
( The Figurative Pineapple stared in awe at the breast. Sadly, it was his., Tue 28 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)