Its a close fight....
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=monkey&word2=penguin

*Has no shame in comping this*

:-)

From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

( zedd, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

Dave beats Spider!
Huzzah's.
( SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

Curse you monkeys!
Googlefight lies!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

I saw both monkeys, and penguins earlier.
I am disturbed by the harsh laws of the monkey kingdom. Today, a small boy gave a monkey some chocolate. The monkey left the chocolate buried under sand, and turned around - then another monkey stole the chocolate.

The punishment given to this monkey thief? ANAL RAPE.
( Leningrad, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

I`d like to anal rap Snoop Dog(g(gg(ggg)))
4 fucking songs so far and he can`t remember his own fucking name

"wuss ma name, y`all?"

"it`s Fucko McShite, mate"

- he didn`t hear me
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

Hahahahaha, what?!

( Leningrad, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

ahaha
that made me laugh

i saw a good webpage on about his lyrics the other day...

if you actually listen to them they make no sense at all



www.lyricstop.com/d/dropitlikeitshot-snoopdoggfpharrellwilliams.html


EDIT:
"When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on"
(ErrorCarriedForward, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

all I could work out was lots of chanting of his own name, with different tunes on the "wheels of steel"
and some random bloke (his best mate?) trying to be Stevie Wonder

edit: I`ve heard that one.. it sounds like one of Rolf Harris`s rejects
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

rolf actually has a rather heavenly voice
*floats off*
(ErrorCarriedForward, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=me&word2=mike+tyson
(ErrorCarriedForward, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

told you he was crap
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=snoop+dogg&word2=a+dead+pet
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

I win!
Shazah!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

read it and weep
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=me&word2=you
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

Aww, you win
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=ship&word2=rik
not there though
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=a&word2=the
A real server buster
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

surprisingly close
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=the+pope&word2=the+devil
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

wow it is too



BATTLE OF THE TITANS

GOATSE VS TUBGIRL?

www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=goatse&word2=tubgirl
(ErrorCarriedForward, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

*casts resurrection spell*
or something:

www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=daddy&word2=chips
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

But for us dyslexics....
pinguin thrashes minkey
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=minkey&word2=pinguin
(JcmS, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

Same size?
I think not:

www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=right+testicle&word2=left+testicle
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

Similarly
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=right+breast&word2=left+breast
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

Bah!
I fought the law

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=I&word2=The+Law

and I won

woohoo
( naD, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)