Although I do quite like monkeys
I do think that zombie chav penguins would scare the shit out of any decent law-abiding monkey

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/zombie-chav-penguin.swf (compo entry)

although monkeys are very useful and at only 2 bananas per mile very fuel economic.
(not compo entry)

From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)

excellent!
you don't have to be a decent law-abiding monkey to be scared the shit out of by them
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 10:52, archived)

that`s bloody disturbing!

( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 10:58, archived)

I suspect that it aroused you in some way

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

only my curiosity ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:01, archived)

If you are genuinely disturbed have some flowers
to quell your fears

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/flowers.swf
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)

flippin` glasscock ;)
still nice though

damn I was supposed to make a flash animation this weekend.. oh well :)
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:23, archived)

Get on with it you fool time is running out
well technically Sunday is the begining of the week rather than the end of it - well it is with my job, each new week starts on a Sunday.
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:28, archived)

nah I`m downloading all teh mp3s, dubiously legally off allofmp3.com
then have to get the AA out to start my car so I can... see if the brakes have rusted to bits :(
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:29, archived)

Aww and I wanted to see your attempts at flash

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:31, archived)

I was going to make the Crazy Prod ringtone
based on Ian Paisley

NO NO NO, etc.

ah sod it.. maybe next year :)
( Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:33, archived)

That is teh bloody good

( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:18, archived)