you're stabbing your poor snail in the eye!

( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)

Don't worry snails are resilient!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)