(add embarrased cough for full effect)

( Manic -| The Happy Poster Project is back! |-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

*cough*
Heheheh.
(Dr Hotdog is all about the road rash, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

Look, I can blow a bubble


that's a funny shape...oh
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

£2
for chewing gum!!
fuck all that!
( Mstandot Putting the 'hate' in decorating., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

I'm stunned
I was told they were balloons!

*goes off to question mother*
( in vino veritas, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

balloons?
you parents are fools!

"Oh, that? That's a balloon machine."
"Wanna ballooon!"
"Erm, not right now.. you see..."
"Wanna balloon!Wanna balloooooon!"
( Manic -| The Happy Poster Project is back! |-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

Strangely
that never happened. I was like "Oh OK then".

Inexplicable.
( in vino veritas, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

I hate machines like that
why do you have to pay so much for 2 balloons?
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

hahaha took way too long
/is thick
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

thick.......... like a FOX!

( M3Essential Nostalgia ain't what is used to be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

lol

( Manic -| The Happy Poster Project is back! |-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:36, archived)

bastard
:)
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:40, archived)

ok, this is just a little freaky... what do you make of this? My comments from Wednesday
www.b3ta.com/board/4854050
( M3Essential Nostalgia ain't what is used to be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

i your middle name Nostardamus?
Have you read the Bible randomly selecting words and it making sense?
( Mstandot Putting the 'hate' in decorating., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:45, archived)

I had a real sick feeling for most of last night when it clicked what I had said

( M3Essential Nostalgia ain't what is used to be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

I`ve a feeling it was just a trial run
to see what the response times are like, what the analysts make of the positioning of the bombs etc.

"Well, Sophie Raworth (who I want to shag).. if they`d planted the bomb at X it would have been even worse"

let`s hope it is the last time it`ll happen.. but I think not
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)

Netanyahoooooooooo was staying in the hotel above Edgeware station

possible motive/target
( M3Essential Nostalgia ain't what is used to be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

aye I read that on the board yesterday
dunno why the other targets though.. maybe their bomb clocks were faulty

/shuffles away before he`s called a "tactless cunt" again
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

I don't think anyone's
blaming you
edit:apart from mongy ,of course
( Mstandot Putting the 'hate' in decorating., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

we`re still blaming mongychops

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

it is reminisscent of his work
.
( Mstandot Putting the 'hate' in decorating., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

that never works

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
arrest the bastard!
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

no shit. I feel like a trigger man.... did I say the code word to strike?
am I brainwashed?

what a strange/random thing to have said...
( M3Essential Nostalgia ain't what is used to be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

aye
you`re crazy person in a crazy world
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

Indeed. Ok. well, glad I got that off my chest.
not the kind of thing you can really explain to the wife....

"So, I was telling this guy how I'd just travelled back from the future....."

"Have you been drinking?"
( M3Essential Nostalgia ain't what is used to be, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

hahaha
do it often enough and she`ll just think you`re mad

.. and it`ll add a lot of spice to the rumpy pumpy
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

the best is when you hold some scrotum inbetween ur finger and thumb
and ask your gf if she want's some 'hairy chewing gum'

/also known as chuddy
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

*heaves*

( in vino veritas, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)

yay for chuddy
southerners won't know wot you is on aboot
( Mstandot Putting the 'hate' in decorating., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

Sorry, too busy drinking shandy

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

*prints screen*
*files in evidence drawer*
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

I must say though, I have never drank shandy
But I met a car thief from Manchester who was addicted to the stuff. Northen Adam, we called him
/imagenetive
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:33, archived)

because only ugly northern birds
go for that sort of thing

runs away to isketch
( Manic -| The Happy Poster Project is back! |-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

yes northern birds are ugly,
but their pussies are tight
( Mstandot Putting the 'hate' in decorating., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

you mean southern dicks are small rofl!!!111
:p
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

that an'all
.
( Mstandot Putting the 'hate' in decorating., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

because no man will
want to take them out for a Kit Kat... or something

isketch... this way ....
( Manic -| The Happy Poster Project is back! |-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

*points and laughs at southerners*
Nyah, I've never had lemonade on top of my beer
( The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

wahey!
i held up a queue in a corner shop cos the guy didn't know what chuddy was... took me a few minutes to think of another name for it..

then the southerner tells me "thought it was a derby thing!"

fuckin cock, i raised my hand for a backhand slap!
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:32, archived)

I bet they taste terrible
woo!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:34, archived)

the orange flavour do

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

I hate artificial orange
I'm going to agree with you
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:37, archived)

do you also agree that James Brown is the Godfather of Soul?

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:39, archived)

I thought I was the Godfather of Soul

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:41, archived)

Do you have a cape?
And a perm?
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:43, archived)

Dammit, no
but I bought a bunch of clay today!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

Shazah!
Got any ideas yet?
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

You said you wanted to kill zombies

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

Oh yeah....
/memory problems
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

yes
but it has not been scientifically proven (to US-funded Christian research groups) that he prevents passage of the AIDs virus
( Manic -| The Happy Poster Project is back! |-, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:42, archived)

James Brown,
because condoms are for sinners^TM
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)