Mrs T warns her errant daughter...


Ok - i might have got the compo title a bit arse about titmuss, but you get the idea.
(big-ol - The Hammer-mator, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

tittmuss' arse
nicely done =)
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

not that nice an arse
Since she left the realms of airbrushed lads mags, and was on't telly on Celebrity Dull Island, she seems to have added 2 stone in weight.
( drunkenoaf, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

She really
is a huge whale of a disgusting beast. How anyone who has left the realms of puberty can think that this gargantuan beast is remotely sexy is beyond me. She should be clad in Burberry.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

well, I would have done her before I'd seen her on the telly
But then, if I was airbrushed to hunkdom in girly equivalent of FHM, then sh'd probably say the same about me.

Until she saw me on't telly in the swimming pool...
( drunkenoaf, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)

i really must find out
what all the fuss is about this woman!
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

I think the fuss is
"She does" and everyone knows it.

Mucky bird.
(big-ol - The Hammer-mator, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

she does
my god! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

from what I can gather
she did sex.
( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

Oh my lord!
she did something that billions of other people have done
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

had a dream i shagged her in the arse
and i don't even like her. my first anal too, and it was a fucking dream *sigh*
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

hahahaa
well my first anal just left me sore! :o)
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

*shudder*
sick dude
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

mwahahahaahaha
:o) actually it was her fault
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

it's just as much your fault
for not checking she lubed the strapon.
( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

well i was hog tied
:o)
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

i'd punch her in the tits if she tryed anything like that!
fucking nasty man!
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

hehehehe
but seriously - she got on top of me! so i was a victim okay so the nagging for months might have been my fault
( Rev. Jesse. http://afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

Up the bum
no harm done!
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

you know what...
... it's the sweetcorn under the foreskin that I don't like...
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 10 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)