Santa can see you being naughty!

( Aphex The Mink the new Dr Who?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)

santa should be asleep
it's july
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)

does He hibernate?

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

Yes
With snowmen
( Frogbeat is frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

yes, just like a bear, or a mollusk.

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

You left out
The snowmen :(
( Frogbeat is frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

snowmen hibernate?

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

yes, just like sant, bears, or mollusk.

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

Tut
Lark at him
( Frogbeat is frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

*larks at Dr Dyslexia*
*feels dirty and ashamed*
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)

He sleeps
underneath a pile of magazines stolen from the waiting rooms of dentists and hairdressers for about 300 days.

Then he gets up, spends a month in the shower and is ready for all the fun and frolics of December! He can also spend up to two weeks eating breakfast and can munch through roughly 3.7 trillion tons of toast during this time! Santa is insane and likes to hum "Duran Duran" songs to himself while he eats!
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

arf!
and how do you know all this?
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

Because
...I AM SANTA!*

*no I'm not
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

*reads as "i am SATAN"
*hides under the stairs and quivers in a little nervous ball, a bit like a worried hamster*
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)

*locks door*
*ransacks biscuit barrel*
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)

Well
I'd be a nice SATAN though, all cuddly and mental. And I'd make you biscuits that contained so much chocolate they would have to
be legally classified as EVIL^TM
( The Neville just used the terminology "CMS system" - YOU FOOL!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:40, archived)

*renounces religion*

*worships the Neville*
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

*follows suit*
*Suit wanders off cliff as it has no eyes*

*dies*
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:54, archived)

Our first martyr!
huzzah!
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 2:00, archived)

He is doing something very naughty.

(doctor dyslexia is queen bitch: drink my milk, it is poison., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)

santa's a cunt.
tell your friends.
( postbear in a new show called 'SUCK MY TEPID JESUSTITS', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

I figure he'd be bored of me being naughty by now
twice a day every day since I was 13.
( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

Haha
.
( Frogbeat is frogbeat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

cheaper then buying whitewash

( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

and whitewash is poisonous

( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:31, archived)

uh-oh
*puts down pintglass*
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 1:36, archived)

paedo
phile
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 2:53, archived)