My parents
really are this warped



'Ning everyone !
( rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

yeah!
whats the cow for???

TJ: www.b3ta.com/board/4872745
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

b3ta tarot cards
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(holystorm, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)

you seem
to really like your tarot cards.
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)

eh?
muffins?
( corrundum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

*drools*
yum
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

b3ta tarot
www.b3ta.com/board/4870750

3rd card isn't that good... lack of source material (botox girl)... might redo that one
First up: Empress!
( PoofBird ~V~, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:34, archived)

cows get worms
:s
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed www.ZXBadger.com - EAT IT!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

The cow is wincing, maybe it's lost a coupla things . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

BOLLOCKS

I do love that word :D
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)

BULLOCKS!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:11, archived)

HORLICKS!

( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

YES!




( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:15, archived)

fell asleep at the wheel?
speaking of which:
www.b3ta.com/board/4869213

Bah! I was trying to gloat there, but you did reply after all!
( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)

Hahahaaaaaa!

I miss nothing!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:19, archived)

haha still class

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)

Haha !
ace !
( rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)

ROWLOCKS!

( mr horrible You didn't fully understand what he said, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:15, archived)

you can
barely see the coathanger in the first frame...
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

To hull
...and no light refreshments on the way!
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)

no prairie oysters?

(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

No. You horny roach's cock
Do you never think of anything else?!
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

evidence suggests that I do not

(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)

haha!

rocky mountain oysters!
( Purple Onion, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)

teeheehee
ew and bleaurgh
but heeheehee (:
( amon - hooray :D, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

Hahahaaaaaa!

Doof! 'According to Delia, a certain part of the Ox can make a tasty meal for the whole family, if it's well hung. '

Woo!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

Oh that High Priestess
and her voodoo naughtiness !

Lovely weekend btw and you ?
( rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

Yes, ta!

Sat: Family for lunch, Church fete, Family BBQ int he lubbely sunshine!

Sun: Lie in, Church, Slobbing about, scoring some music

Sun night: Insomnia! Urrrrrrrrrghh!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

Hurrah !

( rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)

Apparently in all but size
the bovine boy-bits are extremely close to human ones, so in theory you'd never know the difference if it was a calf with human sized bits you were taking it from...or a human
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

eww eck Jessie
what a horrible thought :0
( rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)

I'm only saying dear
People just wouldn't believe it was me if I didn't throw in the occasional 'recoil moment' post or thinly veiled threat :D
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

you seem to be slightly too much in the know
on this subject hun.....

edit: you think it's a good time to be
ordering a new racoon from the IVF clinic yet?
i dont want to get another dud one!
dont think i could handle the pain all over again..
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

Yes, perhaps it is time
Want me to come along and help you choose the candidate parents?
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

well if you're free tonight
maybe you could help me practice :)
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)

no . . . she meant that you need to hang the meat to tenderize it . . .

EDIT: There would be a difference in smell . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)

YOU EAT TESTICLES!


.. I`m telling
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)

"telling"
or "advertising" ?
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

telling teacher

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

I've tried it once.
Coated in flour and sauted in butter. Not an experience I'd willingly repeat however. But you'll never know unless you give these things a try...
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)

well when I become un-vegetarian, I`ll think about it ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

I love that
"un-vegetarian"

made me smile despite the fact my head is trying to kill me
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

That's what they said about anal sex
And look where that got me




everyone speak quietly I have the most amazing hangover
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

*passes anal-gesic*


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

*accepts

*belms
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

*whispers*
I'm now so very glad I turned down a late night at the pub yesterday... I'm getting too old to be bothered with monday morning hangovers.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)

ditto...but as I have spent the entire weekend and friday in much the same state I thought Hey Sunday evening what the hell, I won't feel too bad tomorrow....wrong
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)

You're just sore because I turned yours down when you offered


Rik loves teh pain
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

when you said you were hungry I thought you wanted a small snack, not a large meal ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

I really wanted a frankfurter but all you had were cocktail sausages :(

( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:16, archived)

pfffft!
and they were made of quorn!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)

*laughs at playground antics*
*moves on*
*catches sight of username*
*slowly returns*

Why hello there...
( Jessie © is niiice, how much?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)

how you doin.....

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)

Don't talk to him Jessie!

He stole your pancakes and wouldn't give me any . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

jealously guards the mystic batter!
what else could i have to bribe
the answers to the hunt with?
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)

mmmmm chewy!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

woo to you
woo to me

WOO TO EVERYBODY!!!
(holystorm, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

mmm worms
top meal
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

beats lentils anyday!

( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

meh!
lentils are great

without lentil soup you wouldn`t have tubgirl ;)
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

So I can blame lentils for my nightmares?

(charlie brown with just a hint of beige, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)