Ah, the simple days, when if you wanted something enough it would come true

( The Legendary Pink Dot, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

pfft
Daily Fantasist
( Attila the Bun - the only place still full of proper stuff, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Did he have the abilaty to fart at will.

(r03in, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

yes and Will got really pissed off

( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)

he he he

(r03in, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

haha
i love that to bits, i do.
( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

could be subtitled
"girls take an interest in ginger boy" or something equally ludicrous

woooo!
( gravytrain is very, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

Or "Look i'm standing next to a ginger kid without breathing apparatus"

(r03in, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

Haha! You cruel sod!
Actually, in my primary school (early 80s) the gym equipment was called "the apparatus" - anyone else recall this strange scenario?
( The Legendary Pink Dot, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

Yup
same here. Or there.
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

haaaaaaaa
Please miss, can we go on the apparatus next lesson?
( DandyLion, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

.
"Ginger Stepchild in Non-Beating Shocker"
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

pfft
"girls impressed by deeply tanned and healthy-looking ginger"
( gravytrain is very, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

Woo !
hahaha there was a boy at my school who had "super powers" ! I wasn't impressed.
( rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)

Hahahahaha
that is very good, I wonder if it still works

/imagines smaller penis so as to avoid having to get special pants made that prevent chaffing
(charlie brown with just a hint of beige, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

Parents say:
"We will still be considering putting him up for adoption"
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

Woo to daft papers!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)