Don't pick your nose or your LEG will FALL OFF!

( giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

Your parents were cruel


( GatheredCrustacean, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)

what an extraordinary long arm
is he a copper?
( Mstandot Putting the 'hate' in decorating., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

they also said, "If you spend all day on b3ta, your arm will grow longer and you'll lose the ability to draw properly"
but I didn't believe them
( giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

move over JollyJack

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

there's plenty of room at the top!

( giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

my mom said the same thing

except it was about masturbation
and it didn't involve my leg.
( Purple Onion, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)

masturbation not invovling your leg?
How does that work?

I always masturbate against your leg.
( giant_squid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)