Mum always said she'd sell my toys

edit// compo'd
( SolidGoldChimp, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

I knew
I shouldn't have spanked that monkey.

Woo.
(toby14483, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

What did you do?

(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

Hamburgler
Noooooooo!
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

Oooh good one
*shivers*

compo it!
( mediocre lens flare ambassador, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

cheers, i forgot
( SolidGoldChimp, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

hehehe niiiiice!
compo? plus woo!
EDIT: damn..ninjaaa!
( TopUpTheTea nice one Chet!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

aaaahhhhh, your mum is teh evil!
Is your daddy called Rick or Francis?
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

Slowly but surely I get the feeling
this compo was sponsored by Super nanny. If it hasn't I propose to sell all these fabulous ideas to her.

Woo to the pic!
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)

thats actually a great idea
most of these entries would scare teh crap out of kids
( SolidGoldChimp, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

Message to Mr. Moderator:
Why not sell the compo ideas to Super Nanny? Or better still: publish a book on children psychology.
( RedWine Wine of the week: Moscato d'Asti 2002, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

Haha, ace.
Woo!
(Andy-, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)