I know someone who replaced fags with carrots

( twig, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

They don't burn as well though

( The Legendary Pink Dot, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)

i ntried that
But the carrots kept going out.

Guiness replacement therapy worked a treat!
(Hugh Grant Fake Never seems to change his Sig, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)

bet he's got a sore arse

( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 11:07, archived)