If you bite your fingernails, they grow into a HAND inside your TUMMY and BURST OUT and KILL you!


Don't pick your nose or your LEG will FALL OFF!
Don't swear or BUTTERFLIES will steal your HAIR!
( giant_squid, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

Eek!

*hides*

Bring back Mort!
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( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

bah!

( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

How may I help you, my friend?
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( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)

hahaha
ninja editing makes message less angry!
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

I'm slowly re-fluffing . . .

I just want to know what I can do to make his life better . . .
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( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

eek,
i was never informed! nevvveeer inforrrmeeed!!!
( Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

yay
like IDLE HANDS ... top movie!
Top warning pic too!
( I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

hahaha
woo!
( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)