hello again - haven't been here in an age xx


I believed this till age 14 in the school canteen when the truth dawned on me like a tonne of bricks, before that it made total logical sense.
I never trusted mummy again

WHY DID YOU LIE?!!
(Squishie, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

Hahaha
how odd...why would she tell you that?

/edit: oh, you're asking the same question there
( mediocre so young & so 1337, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:16, archived)

logical
I suppose it was one of those times when you ask your parents about the world and they choose to outright lie rather than say " no, peaches and nectarines are seperate fruit. A nectarine is not a shaved peach". Insead she imbellished it with the use of fariys - CRUEL!
(Squishie, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)

hahaha
that's funny! I'm too stupid to remember what my parents told me as a child.
( TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)

*hits on head with mallet
get to your room this instant!
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

dodgy
I wish i could remember what my Mum said to me. I clearly remember asking, aged 7, after watching Cocoon, what foreplay was? I so wish I knew what the reply was!
( moogy boobles, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

awww
that am cuuuute!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Wed 13 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)