Why wasnt
this warning issued earlier?
(thediscokingpin, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 13:53, archived)

tell me about it
the missus said "I fancy going for a LOOK (i stress the word *look*) round ikea, i said "get some cupboard handles" so she goes out and spends £140 on shiser we don't need.
women....pah!
( M@rkoni, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 13:58, archived)

i dont know
what a shiser is. But i know at £140 i wont be buying one.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 14:11, archived)

I think he means
scheisse - German for shit :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 14:14, archived)

thats the one
i thought that was how you spelt it ...oh well
( M@rkoni, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 14:37, archived)

shiser = german for poop
kind of
( M@rkoni, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 14:31, archived)

I once went to IKEA to buy a coffee table
I came back, with rugs, a kettle, 3 bins, cheap blinds, and no coffee table, and down over £100.
The place is a nightmare, the fact you have to trapes the whole length of the store before you can pay for stuff, means you get trapped into buying all sorts of shit due to boredom.
( Pootle, Mon 18 Nov 2002, 14:29, archived)