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( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

bet he had

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

Or a needle
in his arm
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

take two bottles in?
jack: I can buy a return flight to norway for £32.17, yet it costs me £80 to travel to london by train from hull. fer fook's sake.
(rnuk -, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

Naturally.
I'd definitely pay £80 to get out of Hull.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)