Hoff was never the sharpest tool in the box

( Chrico ... consonant... consonant... and a vowel please, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)

oh the hoff
gravity is a myth and physics a legend to the man.
he am at idiot
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

arf!

( xHellfire was here on, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

NIPS!

(kaibosh, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)

Moobs.

( Chrico ... consonant... consonant... and a vowel please, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)