Up up and aways!


From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:39, archived)

Haha, Woo to this!
And I'm off now. G'night b3ta!
(Andy-, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:42, archived)

very nice
and thanks to you pesky kids that got me in Isketch I think I am getting divorced ( and I only married her {for the second} tiem last year ). I am at least not getting a nosh for a while.

Woo to the hoff strip.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:47, archived)

you're getting a divorce over isketch?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:48, archived)

that's pretty rough.

(kaibosh, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:50, archived)

No, I'm likely to
have my testes wrapped round my head if I can't get into bed without waking her. It's 4.50am and I did it again
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:50, archived)

Fuck it
The nanny is back in tomorrow. I'll just sleep all morning and claim I was ill or summfink. Now. I have 9 empty beer cans to dispose of quietly.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:52, archived)

i believe they have counseling for that

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:55, archived)

I know
would you like to see my psychotherapy degree?
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:56, archived)

haha
yeah, from the way you are working things maybe you got it out of a box of cereal.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:57, archived)

that's a pity
I'm sorry things are so poor
(kaibosh, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:56, archived)

they are not, it's me,
attention seeking ( and forgetting how flippant, off the cuff remarks can take on a whole new world when it's stupid o' clock in the morning and we have our American cousins in the house).
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:58, archived)

man just go to bed and save your marriage

( Grampa, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:53, archived)

erm but there
are three tinnies left. It would be rude to leave them. ( She's not that bad, I'm being melodramatic, she gets her visa paid, the nannies wages and her car and house sorted. She's not likely to divorce me twice.) Is she?
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:55, archived)

man
you keep misusing parenthesis, and its annoying me.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:57, archived)

why?
They surround the parts of the message that I am making an aside with. I'll just dispense with punctuation of al kinds and se how much more annoyed you are.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 4:59, archived)

it doesnt bother me
as much
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 5:00, archived)

Forgive me
anyway. I am the first to admit that at this early hour in the morning, whilst full of loopy juice, my cognitive skills are lacking and couple that with my rheumatoid arthritis in my hands I don't always hit the keys I should or wish to.
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sat 16 Jul 2005, 5:04, archived)